With the Ashley Madison website scandal fresh in our minds - a couple of thousand men from the Harrogate district are revealed to have signed up for an ‘affair’ - the Harrogate Advertiser, in a spirit of generosity, thought it would offer a useful tip to the more romantic.
So, without fanfare, here is our. . .
Top 5 presents not to get for your partner
5. Dinner for 1.
4. An ironing board.
3. A signed photo of yourself.
2. A guidebook to the law on divorce.
1. Free membership of Ashley Madison.